Findings:

• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• That I Would Be Good
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Where would America be without Canada?
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• eternity would be boring
• Mind without body
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• I never thought it would be like this
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If you would be seated
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• They knew what our pain would be.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Just to see what it would be like
• That would be me
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• The Ten Commandments revised
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• If you would be so kind
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• That Would Be Enough
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• The best kind of bartender
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• The Man Who Would Be King
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• A whimper would be fine
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I am blind when I want to be
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• When shall I be free?
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• There will be no more stories to read
• Life without music would be a mistake
• it would be hilarious if only
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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