Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "The policeman wanted to know why I was stuffing her into that bag. Well, the other bag was too small."

• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• All he left her was alone
• I was doing so well.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• She always was devious in her beauty
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• We did not know it was a war
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I was adored once too
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I was into them after they were hip
• except that church was Episcopal with an ongoing history of bursting into flames
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• making certain he was touching her
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• a small black bag containing all secret places
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Which was what we wanted
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• I was alone for too long
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I was sure it was her
• Her name was Natalie
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• bag on the side
• bags
• Brown paper bag
• bag
• punching bag
• Carry bag
• The Two Bags
• psychological punching bag
• paper bag
• Dooney Bag
• Ziploc bag omelet
• chicken bag
• Birds, Bags, Bears, and Buns
• bag of holding
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Paper Bag Head Boy (user)
• head bag
• Bag Tag
• Going to school with large bags under your eyes
• Plastic bags are liquids
• dime bag
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
• messenger bag
• Politzer bag
• bag lady
• Bag Balm
• Litter Bag
• bag in a box
• goon bag
• I got sunshine in a bag
• shacker bag
• dilly bag
• Letting My Cat Outta the Bag
• rice bag
• Sacco bags
• Bag of Crushed Child (user)
• desert water bag
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Tote bag
• piping bag
• Japanese airsickness bags
• bug out bag
• Typed Resume (Bag With That)
• Putting groceries in a paper bag
• Exit bag
• Spain's Golden Age packs its bags
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Kitten in a bag
• Ziploc bag guacamole
• seat bag
• Bomb Bag
• Bag Lady (user)
• Bag of Crushed Child
• bags smells (user)
• Buying Louis Vuitton bags
• Eugene's Trick Bag
• The Paper Bag Princess
• grow bag
• bean bag
• wet bag torture
• grocery bag
• Drawstring bag
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• I don't want to see her
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• the small of her back
• Helping people cheat
• Her raised middle finger came into focus
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• My mother wants her mother to die
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her

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