Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "The first being that whole 'buying a couple new cars' and 'leaving his wife and three kids' one."

• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• Kids (Three Different Ones)
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• Two girls; one car
• Buying your first mountain bike
• three in one hand
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• Mick Foley winning his first WWF Championship
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• Pokemon being the first anime to most Australian children.
• Three Dreams, One Weekend
• Samuel Magee & Rings One Two Three
• Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates II
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Backpacker's guide to buying a car in Australia
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• The Extroverted Feeler catches his first fish
• The first one's always free
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• being in his orbit
• The three kinds of nice guys
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• Forgot one: Three of us is enough...it's the simple stuff I need.
• One part MacGyver, one part A-Team, and three parts sexy determination
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Knoist and his Three Sons
• During being fifty three
• Buying a parts car on eBay
• My heart is the shape of his car
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Buying Your First Telescope
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• The First Three Minutes
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• The first wife sews the cushions for the second wife to sit on
• You're the one i saw first
• The First of the Three Spirits
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• A Conversation Between Danton, Robespierre, Napoléon, Chabert, and his wife
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• being a kid was great
• The Huntsman's Letter To His Wife
• One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates III
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• Three packs of sugar, one cream
• Winter's Tale III.i
• Radical Idea: One Time Zone for the Whole World
• One steps forward, three step back
• three to one
• I have one whole anus
• Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• On being the first person to finish a test
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
• Buying cigarettes one at a time
• Buying a computer for your kids
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Buying your first mountain
• One Less Car
• three cop car barrier
• Buying a new car
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• The First Car Crash
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• The Wild Colonials
• Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down
• My new partner has his first tantrum
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• One of These Things First
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• The Fisherman and His Wife
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• The Nice Painter and his Wife
• The Biologist's Valediction to His Wife
• A Tandy, a BASIC disk, and one bored kid
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Mr. Mahoney and His Christian Wife
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
• The Man and His Wife
• The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• Puddle jumping one, two, three
• Fox one, two, three
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• On Being the one who goes away
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter three
• one two three not it
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• They came together so as to form one whole
• One brother wins three hundred million dollars in powerball, the other wins seven
• One Two Three, Not It
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• one out of three
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Tired of being angry
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being American
• On being a college radio DJ
• The joys of being jailbait
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?

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