At the prompting of Michael Moore, Alan Keyes jumped into a mosh pit in Iowa. Keyes was the only candidate daring, and hell, cool enough to rise to the challenge, and received Moore’s endorsement (for what it’s worth) as a result.

The next primary debate, Gary Bauer attacked Keyes for jumping in the pit, because as we all know, rock music is just plain evil. Rage Against the Machine was playing when Keyes jumped into the pit, but Bauer called them The Machine Rages On.

Idiot.

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