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• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• That Was Then, This is Now
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• it was true then
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• Frowning on external links, then smiling, then bouncing them a little
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• The Psychological and Spiritual Necessity to view Christ as man and then God
• unusual, then
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
• When I was five
• Adam really was the first man
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• It was just a crush
• Gautami was neurosis personified
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• It was free, so I took it.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• the signal was killed
• Dumb Science experiments
• What a dumb little martian
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Where were you then?
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• Kilroy was here
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• She was steady
• I remember, there was one
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Johnny was a parachuter
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• I was Christian for a day
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• There was a cold day
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• It was better before they came
• A knock there was upon the door
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I was monied and I needed the youth
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• This is dumb
• females are better than males
• Don't do that then!
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• beer then grass
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• and then we realized (user)
• No shit, there I was
• That was a joke, son.
• It was not a dream
• I was into them after they were hip
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Was I born to play?
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• The Haunting That Was Not
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• I was my mom for a while
• If I were a genetic engineer
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Wenatchee, Washington
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• There Was A Friend
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• There Was No Leak
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• dumb terminal
• no your dumb (user)
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• The fortune cookie more accurate than Miss Cleo's Tarot cards
• And then God laughed like Hell
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• There was once a Man
• I was going to marry Marty
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• wa (user)
• I was only following orders
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I Was A Cow
• was ist das? (user)
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• What if architecture was like web design?
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When she was bad
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• How the West Was Won
• The sky rained tears. I was sure.
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Upon the hills where day was done
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• Dumb American Stories
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Cherish you then the hope I shall forget
• Learn to Program: If/Then
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• I was one of those girls
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• The art gallery was quiet as a church
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Hitler was a Rothschild
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• man when you are telling me how it was
• WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Solaris 8 is broken by default
• I want anime hair, and then some
• Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
• and then i drew some words for you
• The Same Tale: And then...
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• I once was a clueless young noder
• Now it was personal
• this girl I was in love with
• 1 1 was a racehorse
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
• I was alive again
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent

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