Findings:

• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I know more when I'm alone
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• I'm not this cool in real life
• Women want me when I'm taken
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• When I'm at my computer.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I walk around when I'm high
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I swear I'm a real punk
• I'm Alone
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm with stupid
• I'm not very cool
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm gay
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• IM
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• I'm Losing You
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• When You Live Alone
• I'm bored
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm Going Home
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm in this for the long haul
• When you ride alone you ride with Hitler!
• When you just can't win
• I'm
• I'm not sure
• How to survive a heart attack when alone
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm tired
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
• I'm just a bill
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Im Elvis (user)
• imm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm with the band
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm sorry
• Hands off, I'm special
• Damn, I'm good.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Im-
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• So. Central Rain
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a little ICBM
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm Glad
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American

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