Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Some of you think I'm probably a horrible noder while sober... much less stoned!"

• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• Introspection is probably not as valuable as you think
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• It's nice to think of you, once in a while, still smiling.
• Some thoughts while silently cleaning a toaster
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• Show your dog some much deserved respect
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• keep an eye on things while i'm gone
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I think I think too much
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• calculating how much money you are making while pooping
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Drink while you think
• Noting that a noder is nodding while noding
• Time regression effect while stoned
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• I'm not what you think
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I sometimes think I am too much
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• think too much (user)
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• My cats think I'm a God
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• They think I'm a god
• You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
• Raffling Off Some Noder Love (document)
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
• No Noders in Bhutan? Import some! An E2 Gathering and frequent flier mile grab
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Hagar the Horrible
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Why is high school so horrible?
• Horrible dream
• What a horrible night to have a curse.
• Another miserable day at my horrible high school
• The almighty horrible node apology
• The Solubility Rules Song
• The Horrible Plans of Flex Busterman
• The horrible realization that you don't matter
• Mr. Horrible Gelatinous Blob
• Rancid Pickle and other horrible veggies
• Horrible Clarity (user)
• Horrible, Horrible is Turned the Earth!
• The Horrible Horror of Hoar Street
• Horrible Nintendo T-Shirts
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• Why is this dark foggy swamp full of Cosmo magazines? What horrible thing happened here?
• My personal waking nightmare of 12 and 13: the horrible death of a marriage
• A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
• Three horrible old women and a monkey
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• IM
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• while a waitress pours coffee
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• the words I'm after
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm really sorry about that!!!

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