Findings:
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- it can be easy to confuse pain and weakness
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- Burning textbooks and then selling them back
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
- Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- Welcome back into the river
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- murder can be fun
- Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- It can be cold in the dark
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- life is supposed to be walking back home alone
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
- Be a model or just look like one
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
- well, I'll be jiggered
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- The here of back then
- Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Looking back... or ahead? (e2poll)
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
- Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
- You'll Be Back
- Give it back or I bite the little blue man
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- Be all that you can be
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- our backs are strong. we can carry this world.
- Welcome Back, Potter
- Welcome Back, Kotter
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Any song can be a love song
- University students can be really stupid
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
- Why procrastination can be productive
- lost, or trying to be
- back and bat at as hell
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- Signs must be loud
- It's easy to be charming on the internet
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- Valour can be brown
- Goops and How to be Them
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- I'll be back
- I must die or be better
- TV can be a good thing
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
- How to win back your soul in hell
- The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
- Welcome back! (e2poll)
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
- i've been trying to get back to the center
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
- Get back to me
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- To be or not to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Bringing them back from the dead
- This poem can be put off no longer
- No one can be totally logical
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- Can we still be friends?
- Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- I'll never be the other woman
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- Exes can be good things
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- Children can be cruel
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- Welcome Back
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- There can be only one
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- Words that can be written on a calculator
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