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• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't Make Me Think
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Don't Give Me Names
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• They are telling me it is time to go
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Just don't expect me to understand
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• They Don't Want Me
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't stand so close to me
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Don't Pass Me By
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Don't quote me on that
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't tread on me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• My God, don't tempt me!
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Dont come near me (user)
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Don't call me white
• Don't call me Asian
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Don't let me die nervous
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't send me roses
• But what are they really thinking?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Dont come near me. (user)
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Don't tell me about her
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• customers don't trust me
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't call me Debbie
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• They don't understand my tea
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't Blame Me
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't leave me alone
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Don't wait up for me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I don't mind if you forget me

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