Great collage music parody of the CBS Evening News produced by the Evolution Control Committee. CBS lawyers tried to suppress the song. Can you say fair use? MP3s still abound, though.

This is the CBS Evening News.
With Dan Rather reporting
From CBS News Headquarters in New York.

Good Evening!

Danger, war, killer, fraud,
CIA, mayhem, crisis, horrible!

Inflation,
Military threat,
The flaming debris,
Fatal heart attack,
Stress injuries,
Prison disaster,
Economic collapse,
Dangerous radiation.

A tide of violence and human misery,
A liar and an unremorseful killer,
Communist international smuggling pipeline,
Starving victims and how they died.

Chemical weapons,
Carpet bombing deaths,
Top FBI killed and injured children,
Police conspiracy, negative attacks,
Discipline, sex, and drinking binges.

Dying of a heart attack,
Dying of breast cancer,
Dying of a Japanese nuclear bomb,
Mountains of credit card debt,
A mountain of cocaine,
Tons of cocaine.

Atomic bomb radiation experiments,
Unwitting test subjects,
Dangerous radiation,
Marijuana abuse,
Hooked on drugs,
Time for us to bug out!

Rocked,
Rocked,
Rocked by rape.

Rocked,
Rocked,
Rocked by rape.

Rocked,
Rocked,
Rocked by rape.

Sex, drugs, and
Rocked by rape.

Nazi war criminals,
Cancer, garbage, murder, caution,
Terrorist castigation,
Police conspiracy,
Dramatic urban torture,
Drunk driving,
Hostage siege.

Government shutdown collapses,
Desperation, despair,
Deep into debt,
Criminal, persecuted,
Semi-automatic handgun,
Explosive gunman killed a tourist.

Funeral victims,
Racist massive lawsuit,
Hostage ethnic war,
Cancer death rate,
Fleeing for their lives,
CIA narcotics operations.

Hungry, homeless, frustrated terrorists,
Spoiled, unsanitary, hardhitting losers,
Voodoo bizarre critical bombing,
The gangs rule.

Criminal anti-government love triangle,
Deeper and deeper into damage, even death!
Anti-drug, DEA, worldwide ban,
Time for us to bug out!

Rocked,
Rocked,
Rocked by rape.

Rocked,
Rocked,
Rocked by rape.

Rocked,
Rocked,
Rocked by rape.

Sex, drugs, and
Rocked by rape.

Disgruntled conspirator attack killed,
US warplane went down in flames, crash,
Gunned down, shooting death, blood drops, murderer,
Desperate tragedy, Isn't he dead?

Death penalty, ransom note, forbidding, notorious,
Overwhelming communist urban punishment,
Low ethics, extortion and murder,
A plane crash set an entire neighboorhod on fire.

International smuggling pipeline,
Make it faster, better, cheaper,
Pipe-risk, criminal, murdering your man,
Tough, diplomatic hell on earth.

Magnetic radiation,
Fraudulent assassins,
Mysterious murder,
Chemical terrorism,
Military targets,
Fatal crash danger,
A freak accident,
No known survivors.

Wild and wooly semi-automatic truck bomb,
Emergency anti-fatal shooting rampage,
Notorious negative police brutality,
Fear the hidden Nazis next door.

Marxist rebels, serious murderer,
Accidents, problems, punitive damages,
Like that negative heartwrenching controversy,
Time for us to bug out!

Rocked,
Rocked,
Rocked by rape.

Rocked,
Rocked,
Rocked by rape.

Rocked,
Rocked,
Rocked by rape.

Sex, drugs, and
Rocked by rape.

Bug out! Bug out! Bug out! Bug! Bug!

And that's part of our world tonight,
For the CBS Evening News, Dan Rather reporting,
Good night, and have a great weekend!


I am told by fellow noders that the music for Rocked by Rape was lifted from AC/DC's Back in Black.

ECC decided, following CBS's attempt at shutting them down, to release this track as a Napster Bomb. You might find the track listed as any of the following tracks:

  • Chumbawumba - CBS Is Dumb (bootleg - rare).mp3
  • Nirvana - Rocked By Rape (bootleg - rare).mp3
  • Prince (The Artist) - gR00ve nUwz (rare).mp3
  • Tom Waits - Dinner With Dan (rare Bone Machine outtake).mp3
  • XTC - Sunshine Bonnet Pylon (bootleg - rare).mp3
  • Sonic Youth - Rocked By Rape (bootleg - rare).mp3
  • Grateful Dead - Rocket By Space (live 5-12-86).mp3

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