Findings:
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
- Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Tell me of the nature of love
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Tell me about your secret places
- Tell me a story
- Tell me a story about brains
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- Tell me something good
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- If you're hungry, blame me
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Tell me what to dream
- Please, Call me Honky
- Don't tell me about her
- Experience tells me not to try
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- O tell me the truth about love
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- Please Please Me
- She tells me she drives a truck.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Tell me a story about plains
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- tell me the truth
- Tell me another lie
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- listen()
- Please Kill Me
- please forgive me (user)
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- Tell me about your faith
- You're like a brother to me
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Please do not bring me flowers
- You tell me this is God?
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- Tell me of the nature of fear
- Tell me of the nature of home
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- Please Don't Bury Me
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- let me speak please (user)
- tell me a story about lesbians
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- list of things
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Tell me a story about trains
- Tell me a story about cranes
- Please God, make me a stone.
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- Tell me a secret.
- Tell me a story about mains
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- You're not the boss of me
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Pleased to Meet Me
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- Someone please kill me
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please stop annoying me
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- Don't tell me everything
- Though you can tell me
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- My first comet
- Why tell me that?
- when strangers tell me to smile
- Tell me a story about flowers
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- Tell Me What
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- Tell me a story about elephants
- Give me a moment, please
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
- Look into my eyes and tell me
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- Please help me!
- Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
- Tell me more
- Tell me a story about clouds
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- Tell me not here, it needs not saying
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Tell him, she told me
- Tell Me What You Think
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- tell me all your reasons
- Tell me about my contradictions
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Tell me of the nature of death
- Tell me a story about drains
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- please let me in (user)
- and you tell me your mind is blank
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Tell me a story about rains
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