Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Please, don't try to attract my attention by repeatedly saying my name."

• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Don't judge a band by the single
• Dont Give Names (user)
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Secret Service Frequencies by User Name
• How to attract the attention of wait staff
• don't try to find words
• A baby's eyes attract attention like television
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• I don't need to be loved by you
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Please don't bring your kids
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• Please Don't Destroy
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• And I don't even know their names
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Addressing others by their user names
• Please Don't Bury Me
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't believe the things you are saying are true
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Please don't send your resume
• Ye Jacobites By Name
• Call by name
• How to tell your social class by the location of your name
• Don't Pass Me By
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• don't judge a book by its movie
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• A Jared by any other name
• When things are known by a brand name
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Don't try this at home
• Don't Give Me Names
• Saying what you don't mean
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please don't feed the troll
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't judge a book by its lover
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• please don't go
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• State your name for the record please
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• You don't have to remember my name
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• attention span
• All attention is good attention.
• short attention span
• My experiment in not paying attention to numbers
• The evil practice of narcotherapy for attention deficit
• Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• attention unit
• Attention Scum
• Attention seeker
• hunger for attention
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Phylactery of Monstrous Attention
• Short Attention Span Theater
• Dialogues you can use to draw attention to your muscular arms
• How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
• Driving without due care and attention
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• Fire's attention
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• I am the question. Unanswered. Demanding attention
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• if you're not paying attention, you're lost
• some boys need a little more attention
• All you need is attention and ...
• attract
• opposites attract
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• attract mode
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• by
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Dividing by zero
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• North by Northwest
• People referred to by three initials
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• design by contract
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Call by value
• Call by value return
• Justification by faith
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• Two nations divided by a common language
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• By the power of Grayskull!
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable

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