Findings:

• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• play dumb
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Dead links in writeups
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Food should not be luminous
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• It should not be this complicated
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• This node should be filled with renga!
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• long to be thin (user)
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• Should I be happy?
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• I should be able to remember your face
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Who Will Be There
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• How Should A Person Be?
• as if it longs to be free, in a Chinese sky
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Automobile tire pressure
• Children should be seen and not heard
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Things every child should be taught
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• AI should be our top priority.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• why you should never be a referee
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• What the American people want politics to be
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• and the world may be long for you
• titles should be approached laterally
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• This node should be filled with waka!
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Why you should not be mean
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• stupidity should be painful
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Farmers' Market
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Laundry should be free
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Names that should never be given to important files
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• What is and what should never be
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Chalant should be a word!
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Why we long to be American
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• You Should Be Sober
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• This node should be filled with bees!
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Why should we be moral?
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Should I be sorry?
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• we can all just be around other people
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• The man who refused to be King
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Funerals should be a celebration

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