Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Oh yeah, prolly shoulda mentioned: I’m a demon, and he’s the schmuck who sold his soul to get my infernal contract. Seems like a bum deal to me, but who am I to judge?"

• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• No One Knows Who I Am
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Who am I?
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• But who nodes the noders?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Who am us, anyway?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• who am i (user)
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Who am I? Who are you?
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• Who gets to decide?
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• But who codes the coders?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• i just want to know who i am
• He who has ears, let him hear
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Who am I
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• who am I? (user)
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Who am I this time?
• In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• who has the demon?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Who I Am
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• he who (user)
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• He who controls the past controls the future
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• He Who Is Death
• He brings me books like flowers
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• Who am I to critique that which she is?

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