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• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VI
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: IX
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• What I learned from reading 13 Ace Double novels.
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VII
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• I can see your house from here
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Some nights, I lie in my bed and stare up at the stars...
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: Epilogue
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• These are some of the best nights of my life
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Cigarette butts wasted after nights of contemplation.
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• not running from, but going to
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Hope for the best
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• But can a robot love.
• What Germans do best
• Some of my best friends are
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Some of my best friends are...
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• like you're blind but still can see
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Made from the best stuff on earth
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• You can, but you may not
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Starving in the greenhouse
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• War is hell but men like it
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea

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