Findings:

• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I am the very model of a modern nerdy programmer
• Visual Basic Programmers
• virtues of a good programmer
• E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid
• Interview questions for OOP programmers
• Using Emacs as a programmer's calculator
• hacking newbie
• programmer's key
• lonely programmer
• Atari 2600 Game Programmers
• Navy Newbie Jokes
• Interview answers for OOP programmers
• The programmer's dilemma
• newbie (user)
• Programmers and money
• klingon programmers
• Obscure Atari 2600 Game Programmers
• Newbie nodes
• Bad Programmers
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Perfect programmer syndrome
• Atari 5200 Game Programmers
• newbie flag
• Programmer's Song
• Why programmers should support same sex relationships
• programmer
• God is a computer programmer
• Real Programmer
• Atari 7800 Game Programmers
• uppity newbie
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• programmer (user)
• Good programmers
• programmer's keyboard
• C Programmer's Disease
• The Programmer's Viewpoint
• turbo newbie
• Evolution of a programmer
• project programmer number
• cheap PIC programmer
• Programmer's Cheer
• An architect, an artist, and a programmer
• Paintball Lessons for the Newbie
• Programmer Archaeologist
• The Pragmatic Programmer
• Linux Programmers Guide
• A good programmer is a lazy programmer
• ten commandments for c++ programmers
• Programming for a drug dealer
• Oh, Look, A Newbie! (e2poll)
• The Computer Programmer One-Way Elastic Time Theory
• I'm a programmer (user)
• The Programmer's Stone
• assistant programmer
• A programmer with a degree in philosophy
• Chief Programmer Team
• Newbie Patrol (e2poll)
• EUNUCH Programmer's Manual
• A Programmer's Guide to Working Offshore
• Programmer's File Editor
• Smart DOS Programmers
• newbie
• Evil programmer
• A chemist, an engineer and a computer programmer
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Programmer Hell
• Programmer's Phrases
• Newbie Rant
• programmer's room
• Cardboard Programmers

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