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A chemist, an engineer and a computer programmer
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by
NightWriter
Tue May 28 2002 at 10:11:08
A
chemist
, an
engineer
and a
computer programmer
are all in a
car
when it suddenly breaks down.
The chemist states, "There's clearly something wrong with the
composition
of the
fuel
."
The engineer disagrees, "
Rubbish
, there's obviously a problem with the
engine
."
And the computer programmer says, "Wait a minute, what if we all get out and then get back in again..."
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