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He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
If a cop harasses you, take his badge number
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
He'll never know what he's missing
She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
I will never take a man underwear shopping
He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
Does He Take Sugar?
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
He never returned
In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
He made a way to his anger
Mr. Lunch takes the bus. In fact, he prefers it.
He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
I never met him. He broke my heart.
He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
Giving a cat oral medication
That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
I saved his life. He does not know it.
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
He weaves his words
Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
He never killed a man that did not need killing.
He flops over and bonks his head
He Never Died
some say he was never here at all
He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
he is too shy to write his tale
He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
Never take a bug out of a socket with a fork
He just left his body
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
He never looked back
blue collar
white collar
Collared
shock collar
A Hundred Collars
To Collar Salmon
pink collar
Celluloid collar
Blue Collar TV
Martingale collar
Pinch collar
Medici collar
Flea collar
red collar
detroit pistons blue collar
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
He's Gone
hes (user)
He's Jack
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
He Is Born
Li He
Ancient Arrowhead
Don't Go Out the Door
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
Why won't he call?
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BQN: He said. - Epilogue
He loves me, he loves me not
A man feared that he might find an assassin
He fled
The Man He Killed
I like the way he reads poetry
He's a good guy friend
He Knows Not Their Names
The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
He thinks I don't, but I do
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
He who wants to fight will find a club
Yi he quan
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
A Quick One (While He's Away)
He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
he just died
he o hitte shiri tsubome
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
He giggles, as he wiggles
He Really Wasn't That Great
The one he murdered once still loves him
"Fill it in", he said.
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
In your guts you know he's nuts
He Hudas not pay
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
H.E. Roscoe
"Shut up," he explained
At least he was gentle
He died on a Sunday morning
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
It's just the way that he walks
He not busy being born is busy dying
For my father, in the event he finds me
A man is known by the company he keeps.
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
Our God, He Is Alive
He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
He gave her a daisy
He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
He is so heavy when he whispers
The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
He asks, anxious to hear the story
He Who Is Death
One should be careful to whom he gives the finger

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