Findings:
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Carry Me back to Old Virginny
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Why old people piss me off
- let me be your first upvote
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- When you wake up feeling old
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- The Old Ones
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- Why I like my old car that always breaks down
- Daleks and stairs
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- You're too young to be so old
- old chestnut: who paid for the beers?
- old books can tell more than one story
- Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
- There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- The old joke about the shopkeeper in the desert
- Treatment for a television series about Mean Old Joe the town character
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- The Ghost of the Old House of Commons, to the New One, appointed to meet at Oxford
- One year old
- holed up in the old cannery, i keep finding fingers in my dreams
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
- The old lady who lived in a bottle
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- The Story of the First Old Man and the Hind
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- Tell me about your secret places
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
- Old Ones
- Great Old Ones
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- This is an old tradition that I just made up
- An old family legend about teleportation and gypsies
- They grow up. No one told me.
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- My beat up old Offspring tape
- Old man who lived by the crick
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
- There's a special place in my heart for old suitcases
- Necronomicon: Of Ye Old Ones And Their Spawn
- The Library Book
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
- Raining old women and sticks
- old stick
- Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- This castle looks a lot like the old one
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
- Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- Tell me a story about trains
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- What school debating society taught me about politics
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- Let me be your fantasy
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- Tell me a story about elephants
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Be gentle with me
- Don't tell me about her
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- OBAFGKM
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Tell me a story about rains
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- Tell me a story about plains
- What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- It's all about me (e2poll)
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- marry me and you'll be safe
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Look siad me Be like me
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- show me what the world is all about
- Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- magic rectangle, teach me about the world
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- No one can be in two places at once
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- i dream about the ones who are gone
- Tell me a story about brains
- tell me a story about lesbians
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Ask me about Loom
- Tell me a story about cranes
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- Tell me a story about drains
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Tell me a story about mains
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- That would be me
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- People who carp about their jobs
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
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