• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• But can you still cry like a child?
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• like taking X million cars off the road
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I Liked Booze before It Went Mainstream
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• That'll be $8.75
• This can't happen
• What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
• Nothing Much Happens
• A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• breeding like rabbits
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Psst, you look like your sternum collapsed
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I wish I liked cigarettes
• Bay shaped like bull's testicles
• We should all like sex and drugs
• Like a child
• They hum like angels
• I wear my loneliness like a broken shell
• I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING!
• It's almost like you're real
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Smells like Children
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• Bend it like Beckham
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• No time like the present
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• Hot pursuit
• Walk like a duck
• Like a really good sex
• With him it was always like
• Fireflies are like stars on Earth
• Biblical hebrew is nothing like sex
• His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• war is like a girl
• A Pinprick is nothing like a Paper Cut
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• How could this happen?
• Everything happens now
• Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
• Nothing happens.
• A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
• Why I Like the Soviet National Anthem
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• Like no place else
• What it's like to be skinny
• What does your hometown smell like?
• I want to create a mystery like that
• Love is like oxygen
• Gossip grows like weeds
• Black Like Me
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Like a broken pencil
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• You're like a brother to me
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Body modification is like stereo equipment
• Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
• Green into yellow into orange, like leaves
• It's like that
• Like Home Dialing
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• like hypnotizing chickens (document)
• Nobody Likes a Bogan
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
• Ripped like Jesus
• I wanna burn with you like coal smoke sunsets over fields of eels
• Like a series of broken falls
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• smile like ashes and grey clouds
• Do You Like My Wang?
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• like standing in a river
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XI
• happen
• What do you want to see happen?
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• It happens everyday
• Such things do not happen in this country
• British Book Lifetime Achievement Award
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• Driven Like the Snow
• Why I like New Mexico
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach
• Nice to smell like the same good thing
• treat every moment like it's your last
• I kind of like doing the dishes
• Ass like a chicken
• it looks like rain
• I like my cat
• I do not particularly like the Simpsons
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• Mind without body
• feeling like it
• like a virgin on prom night
• Just to see what it would be like
• The colors flow through her like a rainbow
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• They'd smell what body to body sounds like
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Go like the clappers
• This is What Democracy Looks Like
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• giggle like a schoolgirl
• She must be what cocaine is like
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• Sheila dashes madly into traffic as Euros flutter down around us like injured butterflies
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Is this what it feels like to heal?
• Twinkle, twinkle, like a star. Does love flourish from afar?
• like a greasy chip butty
• There's no place like homenode
• How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• Valencia, like the oranges
• and the people look like flowers at last
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• That'll Be the Day
• Just because it happened to you
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• The Tale of Sweet Cab-ij and all that Happened to Her
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• Tony Williams Lifetime
• out like a light
• I don't see like you
• What's it like having a curved penis?
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• treat me like a woman
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• Using the Web like E2
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• Walk Like Me
• Nobody likes an iconoclast
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• I Love Hip Hop
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• How to talk like Jacques Derrida
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• I like train stations and supermarkets
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Off like a prom dress
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• Loves me like a bottle
• Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• silence like a cancer grows
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• A City Much Like San Francisco
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• We get tangled up like wires
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I like my wheat with chaff

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