• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• God must be deaf
• God must be living in the sea.
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Why War must be permitted
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• College football must be preserved
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Yossarian is also God, if you must know
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• I must die or be better
• She must be what cocaine is like
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Attention must be paid
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• It's Hard to be Humble
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• Must be a lesbian
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• If God was willing to let it be
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Work hard and be nice
• You Shall Be as Gods
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Work hard. Be strong.
• Why do you want to get married?
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• To God Be the Glory
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Signs must be loud
• Surgeons must be very careful
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• must be joking (user)
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• you must be the sponge to be the river
• An unfinished kiss leaves a taste that is hard to get rid of
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Your god might be evil....
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• gods we may be
• The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Be My God
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• marry me and you'll be safe
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Random Number God
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• I wanna be your dog
• a personal God who intervenes in human history
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• The Gods of the Copybook Headings
• A Hymn to God the Father
• Any song can be a love song
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• To be at loggerheads
• City of God Book XI
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• City of God Book XXII
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• Of Gods and Men: A Note on Procedure
• Be a problematic duck over there
• God sends beer, the Devil sends more beer
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• God lay dead in Heaven
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• God is an abortionist
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
• It couldn't be
• God Hates Us All
• The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
• God Rest Ye Unitarians
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Gods in The Iliad
• A Skeleton in God's Closet
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• TGoP: Of How the Gods Whelmed Sidith
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• god game
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• The God Delusion
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• child of God (user)
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• So you want to be a star?
• For God's sake, Sheila, it's only a knife wound
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• God loves art
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Jesus Among Other Gods: The Absolute Claims Of The Christian Message
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• TV can be a good thing
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• How many chickens?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Someone worked hard to create vodka
• Paid to be nice
• Installing GRUB to a hard drive
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Hard drive speaker system
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Why Can't This Be Love
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
• Freedom is free of the need to be free
• right to marry
• Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• All Things Must Pass
• ull be late (user)
• She was cilantro, jalapeņo, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.

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