• Front porch, what should have been said
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• ass chip
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Kicking ass
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• How to find your ass
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have learned our lessons well
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Celebrities I have served
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Some flies have all the luck
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The terrorists have already won
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• The way things have always been done
• I have a Little Dreidel
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Houston, we have a problem
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• Scorpions have won evolution
• worse things have happened to better people
• lubricant
• Mama Said
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Abraham said no
• TWO HUB MEN DIE IN BLAST; New York also destroyed
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• Rat's ass
• The Goat and the Ass
• How do you love your ass?
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• haul ass
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• I have spent all night paging you
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• The path we have been walking
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You have the right to remain silent
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• You have to keep loving
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Why do children have to die?
• You and I have power supplies
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Easier said than done
• "Truth," said a traveller
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• Like fuck, said the duck
• high and tight
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Piece of ass
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• half assed
• How to wash your ass
• ass butt (user)
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I have this delusion
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• A reason to drink
• I have a good rapport with animals
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• I would like to have emotions
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Long Haired Preachers
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have the body of John Wilkes Booth
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• We have standards AND pants
• Have Your Say
• I have just been shot
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Have you ever thought
• Tenser, Said The Tensor
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• the smell of rain pressed up tight against a cricket-song
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• The Ass and the Frogs
• Buridan's ass
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Sitting on your ass
• On the Road with My Pet Goat
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• I have a tricorn hat
• I must have three heads
• Let's all have an orgy!
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Why we have two ears
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• If You Have to Ask
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• I seem to have lost the ability to "live"
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call

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