Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "It's rough, being a bard with no hero to laud. You start having to make shit up."

• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Make shit up
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• Make Up Rate Stamp
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Blowing shit up
• Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
• Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
• We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• Your skin is liquid
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• No shit, there I was
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• On Having No Head
• Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• They grow up. No one told me.
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Kiss and make up
• Having sex up against a wall
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• How to make roses open up
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• To make up for this, I ate a lot of pastries.
• make up sex
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
• A whistling woman is up to no good
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• You want that I should rough him up?
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• no shit
• Being resigned to having your corpse facing the enemy
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• No hero in her sky
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Ugh, no lights. Make jerky!
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Physical beings having a spiritual experience
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• There's no point unless you make one
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• We did not make this up
• Make no bones about it
• Spiritual beings having a physical experience
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• No shit, Sherlock
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• up to NO GOOD (user)
• no shit, there we were
• It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• Bard
• Barded
• Text of Commencement Address at Bard College, May 25th, 1996
• you spoony bard!
• The Voice of the Ancient Bard
• I have a damaged bard's gene...
• The Three Frivolous Bards of the Island of Britain
• Gorsedd of Bards
• Wilkie Bard
• Bard: The Odyssey of the Irish
• The Bard's Tale
• Bard's Tale IV
• English Bards and Scotch Reviewers
• Bardd (user)
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being and Nothingness
• The Importance of Being Earnest
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
• The perks of being a wallflower
• On Being Human
• The bored who complain
• It's nice being in shape
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• Perils of being too good at your job
• You Are Not Being Fair
• When you are being sacrificed
• The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
• not as good as being there
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Supreme Beings of Leisure
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• being a kid was great
• Being short
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The curse of being named Tim
• being complimentary
• What's wrong with being independent
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Accidental death odds
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• at the thought of being close to you..
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• The Wild Colonials
• The river gives up these objects randomly
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Being born gay
• Being asked to sponsor
• The Importance of Being Earnest: Act II
• The Importance of Being Earnest: Act III
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
• Being Digital
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• Being both black and white
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture

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