Findings:
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Just because it happened to you
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
- Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- Because I say so
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Birth, School, Work, Death
- Because it's wrong
- just say the words
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- We're all doing just fine
- Let Your Liver Do the Walking: An E2 Boston Hangover in the Works
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I smile just because you exist
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm the screen, I work at night
- I'm just here for the candy
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- Hey! Just say!
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Just Say No to Dubs
- because it wasn't just the air
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- if i can just find the perfect way to say it
- If You Liked School You'll Love Work
- Just Say No
- i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- I'm just a bill
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- i'm just a girl
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm just guessing
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- I'm just sayin'
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- just because they never bothered to really do
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- Why the software house I work for is just a PIMP!
- I just couldn't work like that
- I just work here
- i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- Just Say Know
- There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- "Everything i say is a title, if you just write hard enough"–Tem42
- sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- I say goodbye and that seems to work
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- Just say no to TV
- A quiet life doing one's own work
- Avoiding work takes longer than doing work
- I'm doing OK
- This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Because I'm an adult
- If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- Archived E2 FAQ: Noding public domain works (document)
- just because
- Fosters: A Heavily Formatted E2 Gathering (Men at Work)
- Using E2 to cheat in school
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
- I'm afraid of posting on e2
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- I'm afraid of presenting my work
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- I'm just sayin'.
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- Today I'm glad I work in a diner
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Just Wrong
- This is Just to Say
- It's so crazy it just might work
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
- just plain wrong
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
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