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• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I was raised by the French government
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• What was stolen by someone else
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Before you, there was me
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• This node was made for you and me
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• The day I found out I was a guy
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• man when you are telling me how it was
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I was a homeless bum
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Olympia, Washington
• I was Chris to him
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I was invisible beside you
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• The Blood Was Everywhere
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Money was paper
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• Judi Bari
• Duvall, Washington
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• When I was young Time had no wings
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• She was cilantro, jalapeņo, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• The room was hot
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• I was a teenage Bukowski
• I was a helpless agent of causality
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• I was once young and had a home
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Was fang ich an in dieser Stadt?
• Magneto Was Right
• what was it (user)
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Maxwell was certainly not surprised
• every noder was once a normal human
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• His version was better

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