Findings:

• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• The best kind of bartender
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• you could be asking questions
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Where would America be without Canada?
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Mind without body
• To God Be the Glory
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Rebeca Martinez
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• gods we may be
• No one can be in two places at once
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• If God was willing to let it be
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• We never asked to be babysitters
• You Shall Be as Gods
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• God must be deaf
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Before you ask a question
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• We could all be blind
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• The mountain could be home
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• an ache you would ask for
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Ask a stupid question
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Life without music would be a mistake
• it would be hilarious if only
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• No one can be totally logical
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• I never thought it would be like this
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• That would be me
• Things that could be
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• The question nobody asks
• The Man Who Would Be King
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• eternity would be boring
• That I Would Be Good
• If I could be someone
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Just to see what it would be like
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• A whimper would be fine
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• There can be only one
• You could be so delicious
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• One Man Asked In Anger
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• ask questions instead of delivering judgements
• breathe and ask questions
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• I never asked to be born you know
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)

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