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• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Philip Morris advertising campaign contributed to my decision to quit smoking
• On she went. The woods were deep and still.
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Any song can be a love song
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• She loves me, she loves me not
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• nobody loves a genius child
• Jesus Loves the Little Children
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Alien Love Secrets!
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• EDB is having my alien love child
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• She was too beautiful to be human
• This love will be your downfall.
• Love Child
• RJ Reynolds
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• She could be a businesswoman
• Love's Secret Domain
• Love Child (user)
• The child, she cannot sleep
• Philip Morris
• Dirty Tricks were Used!
• Isn't she a little young?
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• She loved me for my maths
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• RJ Reynolds Building
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• A little child could never kill this clean
• she left a little Java-shaped hole in my heart
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• She Loves Me
• Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Bullock v. Philip Morris
• I Love Little Pussy
• She said she loved me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• Things never were what they used to be
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• We're not coming home. I love you.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• why she feels the irrational need to capture little fragments of glass
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• she couldn't go and be beautiful
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• she's a terrible child, and a wonderful monster
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Little Trip to Heaven (On the Wings of your Love)
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• She Loves You
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Your Little Secret
• Be My Little General
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Describing love in dirty pictures
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• What it's like to be in love
• Things every child should be taught
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• When we were little kids, running
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• Veronica loves manipulating her vagina until she explodes
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Shed a Little Tear
• begging to be loved
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Love is like skipping, if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• A Little Child Shall Lead Them
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Love Poem to a Cockroach
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise

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