Findings:
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- For God's sake, just have another election
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- I did not have that on my bingo card
- Half-sour pickle
- i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
- Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Bernie would have won
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- God probably doesn't exist
- You stole what they would have given you
- Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- What do you have that you did not receive?
- I should have kissed him, of course.
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- What Would God Do?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
- That which I should have done I did not do
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- Snakes on a Plane: Clinton did not have conversations with that woman
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- We Invent Gods That Will Fit in Our Pocket
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I did not say it would make sense
- I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
- Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
- i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- Therefore, God exists
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- If you existed I would never get out of bed
- If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- And What Have You Done With My Body God?
- If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- As a matter of fact I did invent the Internet
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- I have no faith in your God
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I have the power of God and anime on my side!
- Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
- you would have been
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- it's God's work to have us fail
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- I would like to have emotions
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- a dream you did not have
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- What pornos would have us believe
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- he would have cried
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- he would have laughed
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Did you think I would give up that easily?
- I still know what you did last summer
- Did my pussy just run into you?
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- I never did well with Sunday nights
- The Butler Did it, Again
- What did you do for your mother today?
- old chestnut: where did the other square go?
- Let's not, and say we did
- Using headphones as a microphone
- if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
- What did Jesus look like?
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- More hips!
- How did we come to this?
- Why, again, did I suffer through four years of high school?
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- Did Aum Shinrikyo set off a nuclear bomb in Western Australia in 1993?
- You mean the me that you would be
- what I did on my holidays
- Climb up on the Moon? Of course we did.
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- Why did the indie rawk kid cross the road?
- What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
- Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- the garden did not start out as metaphor, it started out as paradise
- Did You Fuck Her?
- what the kids did for love:
- Did Israel attack the Pentagon and World Trade Center?
- You are precious to me. Did you know that?
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- Did Ronald Reagan end the Cold War?
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- Britain Entering World War I
- Did You Save One Of Me?
- Which way did the bicycle go?
- The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
- Where did Archie find the time?
- Why I did what I did
- They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
- He did very little harm
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