Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If God creates people who don't proofread, He is not worthy of worship"

• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Capitalize, please
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People who don't read
• people who don't exist
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Sing Praise to God Who Reigns Above
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• My God, don't tempt me!
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• He who has ears, let him hear
• He tampered in God's domain
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• He Who Is Death
• He who controls the past controls the future
• The Dude and God's People
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Know your pets
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• telling people what they don't need to know
• a personal God who intervenes in human history
• God is good, people are screwed up
• don't shoot the hand of god
• How Man creates his Gods
• Why do people believe in God?
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• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• Dead links in writeups
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• I don't create. I execute the images which appear.
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• For everything I don't regret I create a ghost instead
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• God helps those who help themselves
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Our God, He Is Alive
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Who are we to question God?
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Flaunting your sexuality
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Things people don't want to hear
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• You don't know my GOD
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't encourage people to read
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't expect God to save you
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• People don't flail when they die
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• He don't know
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• I don't believe in people
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• i don't want to achieve a high rank in religion. i want to understand god.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Who makes God's rules?
• Who created God?
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• In God we trust? Who says?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Does God care who wins?
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?

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