• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• you would have been
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have just been shot
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• What pornos would have us believe
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You stole what they would have given you
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The path we have been walking
• Names have been changed
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• I would like to have emotions
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I have always been burning
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The way things have always been done
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I've been a woman for too long
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Since I've Been Loving You
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• When I have female children
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• How to have an out of body experience
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• You Have To Burn The Rope
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• If you liked it you should have put a Ching on it
• What Would Jesus Do?
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• How it would happen
• I would kill my mother
• What would Machiavelli do?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The dog who would not back off
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• been through the fire
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• Have a nice day

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