Findings:

• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Questions I have had today
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• he would have laughed
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• you would have been
• I would like to have emotions
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• if you have had your midnights
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• he would have cried
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I have had enough of Survivor
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• What pornos would have us believe
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• We have had enough of your beige
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• You stole what they would have given you
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I would love to hold your hand.
• Grandpaw would
• Mind without body
• I did not say it would make sense
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• And the air would taste of patterns
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• denial would serve for another day
• 32 feet per second per second
• Five Feet Restaurant
• And she's walking as if her feet hurt
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• These are the memories I never had
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Had Icarus a Parachute
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• she had mood ring eyes
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• When I have female children
• Why males have nipples
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• You have your work cut out for you
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I have Gaelic
• Pigs have good noses
• Dude, you have a white spot
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• this is the language I have saved for you
• Sexual innuendo
• What would you give your left arm for?
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• an ache you would ask for
• The dog who would not beg
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Funny Feet
• Carelessly their feet trod upon life, extinguishing it
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• he had a dream
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Let them have Festivas
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Something I Can Never Have
• I have lost my power
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• They Have a Word for It
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The terrorists have already won
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• The way things have always been done
• I have a Little Dreidel
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• the dreams that should have died
• painting stars that have come to be
• Have a Safe Flight
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• I could have known everything for five dollars

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