Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I will fill a paper bag with dog poop, light it on fire, put it on your doorstep, ring your doorbell and run away giggling."

• Soon, I will run... but not away
• Putting groceries in a paper bag
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• I will be light
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• paper bag
• Having run away from a wedding reception
• Kick the Tires and Light the Fires
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• He will bring us goodness and light
• The Show Will Run And Run
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• Paper Bag Party
• Do I stay or run away?
• fill light
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• Dog poop calendars and indio mandarinquats
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• Lights will guide you home
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• And then I will just slip away
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• I put away childish things, like myself
• run away, as fast as you can
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• paper bag (user)
• Brown paper bag
• At midnight I will come to steal you away
• I will fill your veins with sand
• Ren and Stimpy Fire Dogs
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• Ring of fire
• At least animals can run away
• Put on the red light
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Girls run faster than light: reflections on pre-adolescent reality differences
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• NATO runs away from protestors in Victoria
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Put Away
• run away
• Where months run away
• Opportunity: Only Three Hundred Twenty Six Light Years Away
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Paper Bag Head Boy (user)
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• How to make a Flaming Bag of Poop
• The Paper Bag Princess
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• Get your dog away from my rims, cop
• A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
• That dog will hunt
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• Dog on Fire
• Don't run over fire hose
• Light My Fire
• Lighting a fire
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Gloranthan Fire/Sky/Light Cults
• A paper bag is a form of culture
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• A Ring of Endless Light
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• Light Fuse Get Away
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• I will put Chaos into fourteen lines
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• Blink, and I will fade away like the mist on the beautiful morning of your birth
• turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• You know our love will not fade away
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• take me away
• away
• Sail Away
• Go Away
• away from me
• A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
• The Day the World Went Away
• /away
• The one that got away
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Does this ever go away?
• Pack away
• squared away
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• pissing away
• Should the Wide World Roll Away
• If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
• What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away
• she turns and smiles, then walks away
• Sunday Too Far Away
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• WorldsAway
• The Songs That Got Away
• How to lie and get away with it
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
• Far, Far Away
• Throw away your fucking scale!
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Over the Hills and Far Away
• New Business: Giving Away Freebies
• You know you've been away from home too long
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• walk away from time
• Further Away
• The things we give away
• stop adoring from so far away
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• talking can only give you away
• A Gift Taken Away
• keep the depression away
• Cast Away
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Faraway, So Close!
• Keep guns away from drunks
• Far away from home
• Fly Away (user)
• Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• Step away from the fridge, lardass!
• When the boss is away...
• Away to me
• Oh! Snatched Away in Beauty's Bloom
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• The server giveth, and the server taketh away
• First Christmas Away From Home
• Walking Away
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• Haul Away Joe
• Heaven is High and the Emperor is Far Away
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Don't Go Away
• Moving Away
• Heave Away, Me Johnnies
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• How to drive your employees away with your own stupidity
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• The sort who hides away
• How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• Calgon, take me away
• Faraway waterfalls
• Getting away with it
• While Away Books
• Fuck the Pain Away
• So her hat does not blow away
• The falcon hath bourne my mate away
• First They Took Away Napster
• Very Far Away from Anywhere Else
• This was not my going away party
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• An American in Tours
• wasting away
• Far away piece of myself
• To park your motorbike illegally, and to get away with it

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