• I was raised by the French government
• Noises made by birds in different languages
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• I was born this way
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• Noises made by cats in different languages
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Things invented by the French
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Noises made by cows in different languages
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Was I born to play?
• Born from a glacier, hatched by a volcano, gone to the sea
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Two nations divided by a common language
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• Perverted by Language
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• What was stolen by someone else
• Noises made by roosters in different languages
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• Music for a French Elevator and Other Short Format Oddities by The Books
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• The Day Earth Was Born
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I Was Born Yesterday
• Design by Numbers language reference
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Naughty by Nature
• Rebel by buying mass-market consumer products
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
• Volumes by Slicing
• Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!
• Everything is a psychological experiment funded by the government
• Undermining the foundations of the Establishment by supporting local singer-songwriters and avoiding genetically engineered foodstuffs
• Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
• Venice by night
• Top 100 countries ranked by area
• The boundary drawn by our skin
• Cats, physics and empathy, bound together by a thin plume of perfume
• Death by jargon
• Good Friday Agreement : Comparable Steps by the Irish Government
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-C
• Take the wolf by the ears
• By Appointment to Her Majesty The Queen
• Blessed and cursed by numbers
• Making the Movies XXXI Floriculture by Motion Pictures
• Death By Neko (user)
• Call by need
• As Tears Go By
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• Pestering of American Troops by Loose Women
• DRIVE BY (user)
• seized by dread
• This dream brought to you by your friendly corporate sponsor
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Down by The Cherry Tree
• surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
• French Southern and Antarctic Lands
• French rap
• How to transform adjectives into adverbs in French
• James French
• French subjunctive tenses
• French cuff
• French and Saunders
• The C Programming Language
• visible language workshop
• Dead languages don't change
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2
• Russian phrases
• British Sign Language
• Romany Language
• Sign Language Interpreter
• mother-in-law language
• Music is not a universal language
• The Secret Language of Relationships
• Gendered Language in Pound and Joyce
• On The Use Of Language
• Descartes was wrong
• There was a young lady of Riga
• I was a homeless bum
• if music were a woman
• My way of showing love was consumption
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• I was alive again
• Einstein Was A Vegetarian
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• I was Chris to him
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• One hour there was sunlight
• I wish I was a fish
• The beginning was the end
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• I was a helpless agent of causality
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• Upon the hills where day was done
• Born again Christian
• All he left her was alone
• Born of Frustration
• In the Beginning was Rock n Roll
• Born Addicted (user)
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• babies being born without brains
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• virgin by choice
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• Guilt by Association Law
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Service of the Supreme
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Not really by the rules, but...
• I am confused by many things...
• Witchcraft by a Picture
• boxing glove possessed by the devil
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• Declaration of War by the United States of America against Germany
• Portrait by A Neighbor
• Being licked to death by kittens
• Natural Selection by Kinder Egg
• Leaf by Niggle
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IV-A
• Proof by oddity
• The Classical Anthology defined by Confucius
• By Jupiter 1942
• Small by the ocean
• Programming by approximation
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• Presaged by Attending Winds
• The lost man by the wayside
• the honor of death by arrow
• Variations on a Theme by William Carlos Williams
• Anatomy of a relationship, as interpreted by 80s music hits
• By Some Disputed Neon Barricade
• enslaved by machiner (user)
• Light by Lucian Blaga
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• French Guard
• Did Nostradamus predict the French Revolution?
• French Constitution: Of Sovereignty

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