Findings:

• ugly duckling
• The Ugly Duckling
• Ugly Duckling Theorem
• Duckling
• Make Way for Ducklings
• Duckling with Leeks
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• ducklings (user)
• Little Duckling
• ugly
• Ugly Americans
• The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• Coyote ugly
• Ugly bags of mostly water
• ugly fruit
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• The Ugly Little Boy
• Ugly Girlfriend + Wingman
• ugly stick
• Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister
• Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children
• bump uglies
• Ugly Day
• Kent Montana and the Really Ugly Thing From Mars
• The Big Ugly Yellow Thing
• Truly, Deeply, Ugly
• It's not the photographer's fault that you're ugly
• The Ugly Dolphin
• Ugly Kid Joe
• The Conundrum of the Two Ugly Nurses
• You're WRONG and you're a GROTESQUELY UGLY FREAK
• Ugly Naked Guy
• Ugly Green Pussy
• Citizens Against Ugly Street Spam
• Someone's sprayed graffiti on that hideously ugly piece of public art!
• What passes for ugly in Hollywood
• Ugly Soup
• The Ugly Chickens
• Ugly (user)
• Ugly Casanova
• God Loves Ugly
• Pretty dress, ugly girl
• Ugly Judas Iscariot
• Ugly on the inside
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• These Ugly Things
• Sexy ugly
• ugly as sin
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• Ugly Dolls84 (user)
• The ugly girl in the group
• go ugly early and you'll never go home alone
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Ugly business phrases
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• Pretty girl, ugly dress
• Big Mouth & Ugly Girl
• Server Emulators: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• Uglies
• The Ugly Princess and the Wise Fool
• Ugly Island
• Cold and Ugly
• Toki Pona: The Language of Good, Bad, and Ugly
• was
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Descartes was wrong
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• Kilroy was here
• The Walrus was Paul
• wa
• Music was better in the old days
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Vancouver, Washington
• Was (Not Was)
• the seven hills of Rome
• No shit, there I was
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Trompe
• 'T was
• It was a dark and stormy night
• That was a joke, son.
• Man was created in God's image
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• When I was your age
• There was once a Man
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• It was you, Atthis
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The day I realized what being alive was
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• The world was designed for giant squid
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• It was all God's fault
• It was not a dream
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• God was created in man's image
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I was going to marry Marty
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Back when grunge was still cool
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• I was looking for you
• I was searching glass
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I was into them after they were hip
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Concrete, Washington
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There was a rose that faded young
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day

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