Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I understand I technically have a right not to fact check, but would somebody please google whether or not this happened in Puppet Master I (1989), because this bus doesn't have wifi and I forgot my cell phone"

• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I love you but I have to let you go
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• You stole what they would have given you
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• he would have laughed
• he would have cried
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• my religion doesn't have a name
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• But I have seen the sun just once
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• What pornos would have us believe
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• You have the right to ask
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• You, standing
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• based on events that may have happened
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• You have the right to remain silent
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• No, but I'll have a beer
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• worse things have happened to better people
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• because I have given up any care
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I may or may not have been naked
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• That is a thing that might have happened
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• you would have been
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I would like to have emotions
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• It must have rained or something
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time

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