Findings:

• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Farmers' Market
• Let there be another next time
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Who Will Be There
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• How Should A Person Be?
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I should be able to remember your face
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Automobile tire pressure
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I should be running in the sunshine
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• titles should be approached laterally
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• This node should be filled with renga!
• Why you should not be mean
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• stupidity should be painful
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• you had to be there
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Chalant should be a word!
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• You Should Be Sober
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• No threat should be taken lightly
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• This node should be filled with waka!
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• There Must Be Someone
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Be a problematic duck over there
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• There will be time
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• There can be only one
• Food should not be luminous
• Laundry should be free
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Should high school be mandatory?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Things every child should be taught
• What is and what should never be
• Names that should never be given to important files
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Where's the kaboom?
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Should I be sorry?
• There need to be more powers
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• It should not be this complicated
• why you should never be a referee
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Some things that fly there be
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• There is some place I need to be
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• There will never be another you
• Be there or be square
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Why should we be moral?
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• There will be no more stories to read
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• AI should be our top priority.
• Funerals should be a celebration
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• there will be a last
• There Will Be Blood
• all the cute guys will be there

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