Findings:
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- sit in the corner and think about what you've done
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
- No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
- You've Got A Friend
- Nobody sings about modern cars
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
- You know you've done psychedelic drugs
- about nobody (superdoc)
- I'll give you something to cry about
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- At least you've got nuances
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Things nobody tells you about the south pole
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- what we talk about when we talk about Punk
- When is it OK to node about noding?
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- Just give him the damned fish
- When life gives you lemons
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
- You've got to paddle
- You've got to take the rough with the smooth
- You've got an underdeveloped sense of vengeance
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
- you've got your mothers cheekbones and your father's crooked smile
- You've Got Gold (user)
- When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
- About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- Nobody steals food you've bled on
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
- Nobody writes poetry about science
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
- Nobody writes poetry about microbiology
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Nobody writes poetry about financial security
- What I talk about when I talk about running
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- nobody writes poetry about nobody writing poetry
- When you think about smoking
- You think about Everything when wrecking your car
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- When your presents give me hives
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- It's about damn time
- When life gives you demons...
- You've Got Stalkers
- You've got mail
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
- When parents give you 744 condoms
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- You've got another think coming
- The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
- You've Got to be Brain Damaged
- When to talk about religion
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
- You don't know what you've got till it's gone
- Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
- You've got to promise
- You've got to go to the edge of defeat.
- If you've got it, flaunt it!
- When life gives you shit
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- You've got to be kidding me
- Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- Let's Talk About Feelings
- What About Bob?
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- Tell me a story about trains
- about an Alice
- precision vs. accuracy
- about box
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- The Trick About Thawing Grapes
- The secret truth about the PalmPilot
- One good thing about gangs
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
- A Story About Magic
- naive perceptions about software development
- You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
- Conventional views about human cloning
- Think About Mutation
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- This scenario is about to self-destruct
- The Girl from Ipanema
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- A joke about tax collectors
- Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- More Songs About Buildings and Food
- LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
- What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
- Something about parts of you
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