Ma's Old-fashioned Shitade
Makes about eight glasses of shitade.
Stir together in a large mixing bowl the sugar, salt, and shit. Let sit 30 minutes for the sugar to soak up the shit flavor.
Bring water to boil in large pot. Slowly pour the prepared mixture into the water. Simmer at low boil for 30 minutes.
Pour result into pitcher. Serve chilled in glass tumblers. Enjoy!
Crazy Larry's Hard Shitade
Same as above, but begin with only 3 pints water. Before serving, add 1 pint Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and stir thoroughly. Gives quite the kick!