Findings:

• He has redefined me, again and again
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• Jesus He Knows Me
• What golf has taught me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• He that is not with me is against me.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He who has ears, let him hear
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• What in the world has come over me
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• He brings me books like flowers
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• he calls me girly (user)
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He taught me how to smoke
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• great things he has taught us
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• Experience has made me bitter
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He has spit in my coat
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• he has her eyes
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He Hate Me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• she, he, and me
• he that is not with me is against me
• The day he gave me a lift
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• he calls me monster
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• feline allergies
• He called me Sarah once
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Asparagus Soup with Courgette Mousse
• Turkey and Asparagus Terrine
• Sauteed Asparagus
• Green Asparagus Soup
• Soup of Asparagus Tips
• Asparagus and Scallops with lemon nut butter
• Roast potatoes with asparagus
• Grilled asparagus
• Stalking the Wild Asparagus
• Asparagus ice cream
• Asparagus and Horseradish Pie
• Asparagus with Worm Tarragon Vinaigrette
• Asparagus pea
• Bacon-wrapped Asparagus
• Asparagus Water
• Betray
• the revolution betrayed
• ha ha only serious
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• ha!
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Pop has eaten itself
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Has
• Hoo-ha
• Genius has its own etiquette
• Satan has your nose
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Yom Hashoah
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Life has its course
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• The Eagle Has Landed
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Water has negative calories
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• God has no free will
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• She has trouble acting normal
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• my body has taken over my thinking
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Education has failed
• Let Everything That Has Breath
• Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
• H.A. Rey
• The Eagle Has Fallen
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Each one has their own story
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• This year has flown

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