Findings:

• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I never thought it would be like this
• I never thought I would node this
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• If you told me this never happened
• I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Never kick a guy in the crotch!
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• Smile at guys, for me
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• This will never happen
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• What if it never happened?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• How it would happen
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Hot pursuit
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• always morning, but never breakfast
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• Nobody for me but you
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• It never rains but it pours
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• You say you love; but with a voice
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• War is hell but men like it
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• But can you still cry like a child?
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• we can give up, but the world never will
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• like you're blind but still can see
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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