• I never thought it would be like this
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I never thought I would node this
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• If you told me this never happened
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Do you like me?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Dead Like Me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• You're like a brother to me
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• What if it never happened?
• Just to see what it would be like
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• we can give up, but the world never will
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Never kick a guy in the crotch!
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• There are a million girls like me out there
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• How it would happen
• Would you like to try a sample?
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Women only like me for my mind
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• The thought that kept me awake
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• treat me like a woman
• He brings me books like flowers
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• unfinished (like me)
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Kiss me once and never again
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Would you like fries with that?
• Mind without body
• Would you like an OS with that?
• I would like
• I never really thought about it
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• like you love me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• always morning, but never breakfast
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If you would like to contact DMan
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• I like you; do you like me?
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• It never rains but it pours
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Forever blue, but never black
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• I would like to bring you here
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• Walk Like Me
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Bleed Like Me
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I've Never Been to Me
• Never Let Me Go
• Black Like Me

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