Findings:

• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I never thought I would node this
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I never thought it would be like this
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• If you told me this never happened
• What if it never happened?
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• World War II never happened
• I've Never Been to Me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Forever blue, but never black
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• The thought that kept me awake
• Hypotheticals for a popular future that might never happen (e2poll)
• Accidents Never Happen
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• always morning, but never breakfast
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• How it would happen
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Tell Me What Happened Billy
• Video, or it never happened.
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• That would be me
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
• I thought you loved me
• I wish you would talk to me
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Never Let Me Down Again
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• It never rains but it pours
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Skim this life but never live
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Nobody for me but you
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• This will never happen
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• executed but never exposed

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