• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XI
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Arguing About God
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XII
• Half-sour pickle
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter X
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• The bored who complain
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Arguing about evolution (category)
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• we who are about to die salute you
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Proof of Wedderburn's theorem about finite division rings
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• The truth about razor blades
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• What religions think about Jesus Christ
• Interview With A Former Soccer Star
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• The truth about pennies
• What the world wants to know about newts
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• A Story about a Phone Call
• a myth about love
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• A story about Mia
• like an ashtray
• As You Like It II.i
• Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils
• Why is a pregnant cow like Monaghan?
• I liked the one with the whales
• The top secret of talking like an American
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• If you would like to contact DMan
• Time is like a solvent
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• I like my job
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• Looks Like Rain
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• giant surface music falling to earth like jewels from the sky
• What is it like to menstruate?
• We like to stay up late at night
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Sheila dashes madly into traffic as Euros flutter down around us like injured butterflies
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• There's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• The Man Who Sold the World
• Who's in the bathroom?
• A pansy who lived in Khartoum
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Who will pay the costs of Nuclear Power?
• Who makes your shoes?
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• a woman who knows nothing
• Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• To a Wealthy Man who Promised a Second Subscription to the Dublin Municipal Gallery
• The ones who watch
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Tell me a story about trains
• docter who (user)
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• "true" story about Poincaré's baker
• Who owns your books?
• Tell me about your secret places
• When to talk about religion
• The Girl Who Loved the Wind
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• come about
• Go write a book about it
• my own feelings about drugs
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Mad as Hell about the DMCA
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Three stories about pets
• 'Round About Midnight
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Nudge: Improving Decisions About Health, Wealth, and Happiness
• I need a writeup about ponies
• Arguing at cross purposes
• Japanese people like to play games
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• what would you like?
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Why do women like motorbikes?
• literature like acorns
• It all fits together like a jigsaw
• Do you like me?
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog

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