Findings:

• Does war have any redeeming features?
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• Art has an actual purpose
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Have you found Jesus?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Does the sun have a mother?
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• So does this count as a three-way or...
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Asshole Race
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Stop acting like an asshole
• Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole
• Dance-floor asshole
• Berangier of the Long Asshole
• Assholes and elbows
• Weed Jesus
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Employment Anti-Discrimination Rights Once Again Denied To Assholes
• assholes (user)
• Assholes on the internet
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• Christ, what an asshole.
• fried asshole
• Christ, what an asshole
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• Count Zero
• Count Basie
• The Count of Monte Cristo
• Count Chocula
• Zero Population Count
• Count Alexi Golovin
• sperm count
• Count
• body count
• The Compassionate Conservative Death Count
• Count Rugen
• Count Glossu Rabban
• Count Rabban of Lankiveil
• Count Rumford
• Polygon count
• Thread Count
• It's the thought that counts
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• count to four
• An Epithalamion, or Marriage Song on the Lady Elizabeth and Count Palatine
• Success is Counted Sweetest
• Let me count all the pieces
• Borda count
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• hand counts
• The book of Counted Sorrows
• standing eight count
• Space Shuttle Terminal Count
• Air is counted useless
• You Can Count on Me
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• Clinton Body Count
• Count Dooku
• Count Spatula (user)
• Count Milkrula
• first impressions don't always count
• count to ten
• single perturbation count
• Close only counts in Horseshoes
• Count Guglielmo Libri Carucci dalla Sommaja
• Count Claude de Mesmes d'Avaux
• How to count sheep
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• hard count room
• down for the count
• Ray count
• Count Grishnakh
• The Count's War
• touch count buffer
• The Burial of Count Orgaz
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Looks don't count, with oceans
• stroke count
• The Count's Treasure
• Count Ugolino
• The Long Count
• The seafarer's fear of the sodium count
• count nosferatu (user)
• Terminal count
• Technically it doesn't count
• Count Arthur de Gobineau
• Counts of Plain
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• blood count
• The mad Count Van Snickleheisen and his mysterious ticker
• Count to Pi for me.
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• Count Your Sheep
• Count Eric Stenbock
• Count Pierre Besukhov
• Count of Anjou
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• Count Magnus
• CD4 cell count and its counters
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• Large enough I had to count it in stones
• Count of Eu
• Count of Tripoli
• Count of Edessa
• Count Fartula
• Count of Blois
• Vantage Point 2: Fractal Thread Count
• Till Eulenspiegel paints for the Count of Hesse
• count jimmy johnson (user)
• Count D (user)
• The Count Censored
• Johann Tserclaes, Count of Tilly
• The Calorie Count
• Count Koma
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• count's wedding
• I've been trying to count the stars
• What counts
• Life Counts
• Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hard radiation
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• Brevity Quest Word Count Guidelines
• unless you count a bowl of green grapes and a spoon for 22 women
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• Count Binface
• The Hours Before the Night Count
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• What does a woman want
• Debbie Does Dallas
• Size does matter
• Why the sun shines
• John Doe

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