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• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
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• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• The first beat down handed out in the Senate
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• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Leroy loves to meet new people, especially hand puppets
• Why do people vote against their interests?
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• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
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• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
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• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
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• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
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• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• drop the bass and come out with your hands up
• Lothar and the Hand People
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
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• From People Out on Dishes and Everything in the Ocean:
• Walking out of other people's prisons
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• A metaphor for sex
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• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
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• Fan Out and Find the Focker
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• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
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• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• meeting people out of context
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
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• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
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• Demons snatch unclaimed prayers out of the air to admire their gossamer wings
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• The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
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• People who don't capitalize their I's
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• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• People's secrets show in their eyes
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• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
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• Find the Fish
• How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
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• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
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• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
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• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• I think it's time to find a way outside
• Robot Finds Kitten
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them
• An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Finding Coke at Hopkins
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• Ojo Finds the Dark Well
• The easiest way to find it is to stop looking
• C Program for Calculating Individual Hexadecimal Digits of Pi
• Find the Cost of Freedom
• We find ourselves in sex
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• find the widget, save the world
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• How to find the nearest cross street in Manhattan
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• How to find the inverse of a matrix
• find a penny, pick it up
• If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Where did Archie find the time?
• SLA finds the beach
• To find one's place
• Find the Lady
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• Things to do with hair you find in your drain
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• Finding Coke at The University of Maryland
• A Hard Man is Good to Find
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• And there find God in everyone
• How to find your ass
• don't try to find words
• so expendable in their memory
• find (in the mist)
• Good help is so hard to find
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• Until I Find You
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• look in the shadows and you will find the truth
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• her eyes can't find you at first
• The Glass Cat Finds the Black Bag
• I find this extremely offensive
• It's cold in the city. I find my intimacy where I can.
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• Evil finds a way.
• No peace I find
• Whenever I receive praise, I find my mistakes
• Two lost souls trying to find each other
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick

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