• November 4, 1995
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• The art gallery was quiet as a church
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Judi Bari
• Barnum was right
• Aunt Peg
• back when our blood was still warm
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Why was my poem nuked?
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• I wish I was a half of a two
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• Subhanahu wa ta'ala
• anything free is worth what you paid for it
• Everything needs parental figures
• Olympic Women's Figure Skating medal winners
• Big Figure
• Shots
• Forehand shot
• I've been shot!
• A candelabra, shot of rum, and a bucket
• Who Shot JFK?
• The Walrus was Paul
• If Dr. Seuss Was A Tech Writer
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• What if the world were flat?
• amidst the tangled material of what was
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
• The Haunting That Was Not
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was never broken
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• If I was president
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• the little friendship that never was
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• Mary Worth
• Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
• figured
• My man loves action figures too much
• A tragic figure on the doorstep seeking solace
• chip shot
• Called shot
• Tabasco Shots
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• Shot? So quick, so clean an ending?
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Man was created in God's image
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Why Socrates was really executed
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• I was not sleeping anymore
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• When I Was a Boy
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• Raleigh Was Right
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• That was the moment
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• It was just a crush
• Which was what we wanted
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• She always was devious in her beauty
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• I was a helpless agent of causality
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• A foot of jade is worth an inch of time
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• See figure 1
• Everything2 Civil War Action Figures (collaboration)
• rat shot
• How to improve your break shot
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Han shot first
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was looking for you
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• How was the Bible canonized?
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• When I was ten years old
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• I was Christian for a day
• War is only fun on screen
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• Democracy assassinated the family that was here
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• There was a baby in China
• Sal Allahu Allahi Wa Salam
• self worth
• Is a penny worth picking up?
• Concerning Irregular Figures
• Figure of Eight
• Christ figure
• establishing shot
• I traded nut shots with a biker named JD
• face shot
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• wa
• Trompe
• The world was designed for giant squid
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• I was never any good at maths at school
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• Watashi wa Ko Neko
• Was it something I said?
• I was alive again
• Einstein Was A Vegetarian
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• The world was black and white
• Odysseus was not lying
• How America was mapped
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I was there
• And Pharoah's heart was hardened
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
• and with that, the final word was written

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