Findings:
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- The day I woke up covered in blood
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- Chairs halfway up walls
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- But she heard it
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
- She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Things people put up their butts
- I woke up in occupied America.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- Not all at once, but in a wave
- you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- A once passing chill through my body
- She felt like the word 'shatter'
- she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
- She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- And she flew halfway across the world for those five minutes
- She has given up on shoes completely.
- She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
- The day I woke up Faster Than Light
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
- 'just woke up' voice
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- The day we woke up and the machines were us
- But I have seen the sun just once
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
- We once played this same game, but with only our words
- Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- we can give up, but the world never will
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- This ocean is angry but I might live through it
- Once I Pass'd Through a Populous City
- The Mediterranean Sea once dried up
- March, halfway through
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- She Moved Through The Fair
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- your name, once I wake up
- She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
- Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- She went out through the bathroom window
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- and then I woke up
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- I woke up in a bed I did not know
- Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
- I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
- We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- I woke up
- I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Project B.U.T.T.
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- Woke capitalism
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
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