Findings:
- Cats don't have brakes
- Don't fuck with the cat
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I don't have a television set
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Dogs and cats used to have jobs
- You don't have to remember my name
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Stoned music memories
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Baptist jokes
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Why don't I have votes today?
- You don't have any real problems
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- Baptist fear of dancing
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- A reason to drink
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I have a punklin and you don't
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Cats don't masturbate
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- So you don't have to
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- No, I don't have channel 11
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- All cats have nine tails
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- you don't have to do this
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- I don't have the time
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
- bad cat
- Cat's Cradle
- CAT scan
- cat person
- Eek the Cat
- The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
- The Cat from Outer Space
- Schrödinger's Cat trilogy
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- cat haters
- Cheshire Cat
- Siamese Cat
- Bill the Cat
- For I Will Consider My Cat Jeoffrey
- Cat People
- Gunsmith Cats
- Cat Stevens
- a real brrr cat
- The cat's quizzer
- My cat
- Cat's in the Cradle
- cat food
- Fritz the Cat
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- Manx cat
- Fat cats
- Cat o' nine tails
- Sea cat
- The Truth About Cats and Dogs
- Cats and dogs living together
- The many weapons of cats
- The Cat and Venus
- The Cat and the Mice
- The Eagle, the Cat, and the Wild Sow
- Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
- Cat 5
- cool cat
- stroke the cat
- Playing fetch with my cat
- Cat's eye
- alley cat
- Swing a dead cat
- Cat's Eyes
- house cat
- 10 Ways to irritate, annoy, and anger your cat
- the cat's pajamas
- Toupées made of cat hair are a bad idea
- Asian golden cat
- African golden cat
- leopard cat
- marbled cat
- fishing cat
- flat-headed cat
- rusty-spotted cat
- Iriomote cat
- Bornean bay cat
- Geoffroy's cat
- pampas cat
- Andean mountain cat
- jungle cat
- Pallas' cat
- Chinese desert cat
- black-footed cat
- sand cat
- cat chow
- Cat and Mouse
- Black Cat Lounge
- Fat Cat
- Cats hate computers
- I like my cat
- Three Cat Songs
- My cat's rough beginning
- Cat Commandments
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Dancing with cats
- How to message your cat
- China Cat Sunflower
- How to calm a cat in heat
- On a favourite cat, drowned in a tub of gold fishes
- Hemingway Cats
- Octave Cat
- cat's meows
- Colon Cat
- herding cats
- My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
- cat box day
- Cats make great alarm clocks
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
- Which cat fell off last?
- I am forced to smoke my cat
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