• The tattoo phenomenon
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• You're so money
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I didn't want him
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have lost many things, so many
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• So you don't have to
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• I used to have so many dreams
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• because I have given up any care
• You don't have any real problems
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• I didn't always have this cool job
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• have it off
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Two virgins about to have sex
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Some flies have all the luck
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• I have not yet begun to fight
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• based on events that may have happened
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• She's All My Fancy Painted Him
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• With him it was always like
• We can rebuild him
• Make money fast
• Gate Money
• Jesus bitch-slapping the money changers
• Borrow money to make money
• Out of the money
• Making money
• seized drug money
• so I land at LaGuardia
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• My generic "So you want to learn Linux..." speech
• So happy she drools
• I'm so tough
• So (user)
• Live simply so that others may simply live
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Oh it's all so soft and lovely with you
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• So I wake up
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• The Story So Far
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• Pick a card, any card
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• The square root of any prime number is irrational
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink…
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Didn't you know?
• Black leather gloves
• You have a big finger
• institutions have lives of their own
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Lord, have mercy
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Questions we will never have answers to
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• The path we have been walking
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• How to have an out of body experience
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You, standing
• Not tonight, I have a headache
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I have a lonely in the shape of you
• you have never been safe
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• computers have no feelings
• Just give him the damned fish

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