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• i could eat alphabet soup and SHIT a better diagram!
• I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
• Soup that eats like a meal
• alphabet soup
• mix-your-own alphabet soup
• Eat shit or puke trying
• I wish I could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips
• Don't shit where you eat
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• I could eat a horse
• I wish I could invent shit
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• Latin alphabet
• Cyrillic alphabet
• Hebrew alphabet
• Greek alphabet
• Roman Alphabet
• Arabic alphabet
• Phonetic Alphabet
• Morse alphabet
• International Phonetic Alphabet
• plain alphabet
• cipher alphabet
• road sign alphabet
• DOD phonetic alphabet
• Russian Alphabet (CP1251 encoded)
• Welsh Alphabet
• The superiority of the Latin alphabet
• Alphabets for the blind
• Military Alphabet Code
• Alphabet City
• How the Alphabet Began
• Enochian Alphabet
• Spanish alphabet
• Alphabet Poem
• The Filipino alphabet
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• The Alphabet, Episode One
• Glagolitic
• The Alphabet Song
• mixed alphabet
• Turkish Alphabet
• Curious George Learns the Alphabet
• An Alphabet of Famous Goops
• Alphabet Bar
• Leet Alphabet
• International Radio Alphabet
• Origin of alphabet letters
• French alphabet
• Initial Teaching Alphabet
• An Alphabet for Gourmets
• Swedish Alphabet
• Finnish Alphabet
• NATO Phonetic Alphabet
• Accent marks used with the Latin alphabet
• Icelandic Alphabet
• The Alphabet Game
• Standard Galactic Alphabet
• Grimm's Alphabet
• Anagram of the alphabet
• Alphabet games
• Kid A in Alphabet Land
• Alphabet backwards
• Unicode European Alphabets
• Point alphabet
• The problem of alphabets in physics
• Elevated Alphabet
• They swam in disrupted alphabets
• Gaelic alphabet
• But in the Latin alphabet, Andraste begins with an I
• Musical renditions of the alphabet
• Silent alphabet
• The Alphabet Versus the Goddess
• English Alphabet Oracle
• Better Off Dead
• better
• A modem is better than nothing
• the better angels of our nature
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• I look better when I am wet
• Music was better in the old days
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Better luck next time
• better half
• For Better or For Worse
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Better him than me
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• Know me better, and love me better
• Falafel soup
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• Why cats are better than dogs
• A better model than the one at data general
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• It will get better
• A determination to do better than
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I was a homeless bum
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• You'd better sit down
• I like the curves far better
• Robert Frost deserves better
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Typing in all caps works better
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Better Man
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• six steps to better software
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• all other times are better than 6 am
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better

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