• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• There are no sleep in can
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I can photograph you while you sleep
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Something I Can Never Have
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• How can you sleep at night?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Can I have a light?
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Nothing Gold Can Stay
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• The man who can fix anything
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• GammaGirl, Nothing can slow her down
• Can you show me?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• Dogs that have owned me
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Why I want to have children
• What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
• you would have been
• consoles should have trackballs
• Kids have no concept of time
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Gifts we already have
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Fireplace accessories
• My paintings are all I have
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I could have been one of a two
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We'll always have Paris
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• sleep in
• sleep paralysis
• sleep 2
• My Lover Sleeps
• Ode to Sleep
• How to get to sleep
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Water can
• that can made you sick
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I bet I can make you say black
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Using headphones as a microphone
• Can you not see the Nazi
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• can you teach an old dog new tricks?
• What you will know in the future can affect the present
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Eating raw foods can change your eye color
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Beer can chicken
• Yes, you can buy Noder Love! (document)
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• How high can you stack whippets?
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• Singing in the mountains where nobody can hear you
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• you can put your arms around a memory
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have seen the elephant
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Sex with a chicken
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Men have feelings too
• in case I have forgotten
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Californians have no soul
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• I have memories of the sky
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• I have not yet begun to fight
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have become furniture in your life
• Making islands to have new seashores
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• You Have To Burn The Rope
• Movies that should have been books first
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• The Livin' Bejeezus Sleeps Tonight
• How long do babies sleep?
• Reasons why you need at least 5 hours of sleep
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• sleep hyperhidrosis
• Come, heavy sleep
• I couldn't sleep for days after this awful dream.
• The blind man sleeps.
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• I will kill you if I can
• When can it end?
• Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels -- bring home for Emma.
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Can chemicals cause enlightenment?
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• The soda can squirt gun
• Oil Can Boyd
• We Can Build You
• A very mean bar trick
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Baby can I hold you tonight
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• the can (user)
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Change I can believe in
• The Navigator can not assist with Giving Birth
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I may or may not have been naked
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• You Can't Have Mary
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• What kind of year have YOU had?

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