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• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I can photograph you while you sleep
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Something I Can Never Have
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• How can you sleep at night?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Can I have a light?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• There are no sleep in can
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• Can I have a pony? (superdoc)
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Can we all just get along?
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can you hum a few bars?
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• The words no one can find
• What can you get for three cents?
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• I can do it myself
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• Canned Ravioli
• I can dancing and walking
• Prince Albert, Can Optional: A Noder Invades the Old Country on Ridiculously Short Notice
• Can we fix it? Yes, we can!
• Trite As Can Be_root (category)
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• Things you can assume
• its not something you can practice, its just something you must do
• It's cold in the city. I find my intimacy where I can.
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Does a cow have the Buddha nature?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• You have far too much time on your hands
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• What a horrible night to have a curse.
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• All the fairies have gone
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• Polish political parties
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• sleep with
• Unconscious acts of a sleep-deprived mind
• Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?
• Sleep hater
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Another sleep inducing panel on the plague of public somnolence
• Don't Sleep in the Subway
• Angels Losing Sleep
• Can porn appeal to women?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How fast can blind people read?
• can touching
• nick can write love poems again
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• spray can
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• The Library Book
• You can, but you may not
• TV can be a good thing
• We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity
• Fart can
• You can see right through me
• Brother, can you paradigm?
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• can u c me i guess n_root (category)
• How high can you stack whippets?
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• We have learned our lessons well
• You seek not what you have found
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Words that only have one context
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Fish have no concept of fire
• I have no idea!! (user)
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Where have all the poets gone?
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• how many lines of code have you written?
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• Sleep and Memory
• How to get a good night's sleep
• Dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep
• The Clerk in the Second Bookstore in "The Big Sleep"
• Sleep apnea
• Everyman Sleep Schedule
• Sleep update 2009
• trash can
• Archived E2 FAQ: Links (superdoc)
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• Kick The Can
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• Brother, can you spare a dime?
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• Can You Rip a Memory?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I can still see you
• Canned Hamm
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• canned sunshine
• I Can See for Miles
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Canned Spoon (user)
• Starsphere
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• watering can
• can (user)
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• I can has cheezburger?
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• We're trying to have a baby
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
• I have a damaged bard's gene...
• I have never felt more alive
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• Penis size and impregnation
• I have to go to the bathroom

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